Elvis appears to
thousands in a South Florida Bowling Alley!!!!!
‘There’s no way this can be happening to
me,’ singer says
FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA - In one of the greatest comebacks in show
business history, Elvis ‘The king’ Presley has come back from the grave to
manage the career of a rising country and western star, according to
eyewitness testimony given recently in Fort
Lauderdale.
The King shocked an audience of more than one hundred people when he made
an unscheduled appearance during open mike night at a Fort Lauderdale
Moose Lodge. The audience sat mesmerized as the rotund, white apparition
appeared on stage and made his startling announcement, saying he would
manage the career of Charlie Blake, 37, whom the King dubbed a performer
worthy of succeeding the Graceland goliath.
“I thought it was all part of the show,” said Carlos Rodriguez, a
construction worker who was part of the audience that fateful night. “But
it was quite apparent that even Hollywood couldn’t pull
off a special effect like that. It was awesome. And I’m not even an Elvis
fan.”
But perhaps no one was more startled than Blake himself.
“I thought for sure my friends were playing a practical joke on me,” said
the self-effacing musician. “Then I got close to what appeared to be a
talking white cloud. It emanated an other-worldly power. My friends are
clever, but not that
clever. But still, there’s no way this can be happening to me.”
The King said he’d oversee every aspect of Blake’s career including song
arrangements and vocals. Elvis said he’d turn Blake into the biggest C&W
act since the king himself.
The King’s first posthumous songs, written especially for
Blake are entitled, I Found Love At A K-Mart Store and Elvis Came Back To
Manage Me. He had Blake record the songs to use them to kick-off his
career.
The King then had Blake follow-up those songs with a ditty the King wrote
called, You Neutered My Puppy Love, Now I’m Wagging Your Sordid Tale, an
ode to Presley’s first love. “Never did get a chance to record that one,”
said a somber
Presley to the transfixed Moose Lodge crowd. “That’s a song with special
meaning to me.”
Shortly after Blake recorded the King’s newly written songs, Elvis gave
his stamp of approval and told Blake the time had come to “take it to the
people.”
But perhaps the strangest event of the evening came in the form of a
request made by the King that Blake get in touch with Willie Nelson. “He
owes me,” proclaimed the King right before he left the stage that fateful
evening. “Just tell him to remember that night in Tupelo back in ‘61 with
the McClendon triplets. He’ll help get your career back on the road
again.”
The King said he would make an encore appearance at the Moose Lodge
sometime in the near future, at which time he agreed to answer a limited
number of questions from the press. But The King was adamant that this
would be the last
time he’d ever appear on this earthly plane.
“I’ve been sent here to help Blake. After that, my mission is done,” said
King matter-of-factly. “It’s a form of penance.”
For more information on The King’s greatest comeback, contact Charlie
Blake at 954-987-8469 or visit his website at www.thekingandme.com.
