Mad Dogs.....
Who are you?
A Yorkshireman
living out his dreams at last.
Where are you?
By the waterside,
watching yachts bob about and listening to some Cuban music...
What are you
doing in Florida?
Having a wonderful
time!
Why did you come here?
Because I fell in
love.
How did you get here?
By quitting my job
and letting my heart rule my head. My head knows better now.
Where is
'home'?
Right here,
preferably in my gal's arms.
Who/what do
you love?
I love everything
me - but my lass's smile is the best.
How American are you?
Not a bit.
How British
are you?
I speak the lingo,
miss the footie matches but that's about it.
What does Florida look like?
BIG skies, gorgeous
palm trees, bright sunny days...
What does
Florida sound like?
cicadas, air
conditioning, squawking parrots, and something spoken in spanish followed
by a huge gale of laughter.
When will you
leave Florida?
Don't want to think
about that one...
When you were in the UK.....
Where did you
live?
Inner city london
What did you
do there?
Fester.
How long were you there?
about twenty years,
give or take a trip north out of st Pancras every few months to see what
green fields look like.
Which song reminds you of the UK?
"Why Does It Always
Rain On Me" - Travis
Where is your
favourite place in the UK?
The top of a
Yorkshire hill.
What did you learn?
Everything. And
then some
Why did you
leave?
I saw the future
and it had palm trees in it.
What did you leave?
A flat, a job, two
cats, a season ticket, and an overdraft.
Which flag do you wave?
One with a white rose
